Thursday, June 16, 2005

She says she's been a Republican "for a couple of days."

It's days like today that make me wish I weren't a smoker. I don't say that as one of those "I've tried to quit a million times, I just don't have a mind of my own because I fail" types of people. However, when I'm so dehydrated but don't realize it and go to smoke a cigarette, and I can feel the bile rising in my stomach until it's in my mouth and my teeth begin to rot at the drop of a hat, cigarettes begin to taste like death. Then my lips feel thinner than Pastor Cady's hair (omg, a total HCS reference, did you, like, catch it and stuff?). Of course, this is nothing that a bottle of water or two can't fix, but hell.

If you want to really torture someone, wait until your subject is dehydrated, then force him to smoke 2 American Spirit Lights (TM) back to back. Taking notes, Abu Ghraib/Guantanamo Bay lieutenants?

Don't get me wrong, I love smoking. I love the feeling of smoke entering my lungs, and the inahale/exhale action is better than sex (either that, or I'm doing something terribly, terribly wrong). Plus, smoking looks crazy/sexy/cool. I would just rather not feel like my stomach is emptying its contents into my throat while I'm doing it.

"Batman Begins" was an amazing movie, and everyone should see it. Christian Bale and Christopher Nolan need to team up on more projects, and save Hollywood from things like this.

The title of this post comes from this. What a crock. Stop allying yourselves with groups who happen to share a few of the same ideals, and start using that mushy thing behind your eyes. Politics is just another organized religion -- but that's a topic for a different entry.

Comments:
i saw that article, too. i read it too quickly at first- thought it was talking about *mariah* carey. i was puzzled at the article's casual treatment of her mysterious "porn career" until i realized the error of my haste. still, i prefer to think of mariah carey as also being a porn star. it's just so much more... wholesome.
 
Well, Mariah Carey is a whore. A different kind of whore, but a whore none the less.

Your misreading of Mary Carey as Mariah Carey is not what bothers me. What bothers me is that she, as a pornstar, is wholesome in your book.
 
I swear I know that "nonetheless" is one word. I don't know what I did up there.
 
asfarasi'mconcernedthey'realloneword. see- it's not that mariah carey is necessarily "wholesome," it's more that being a pornstar is more wholesome than being mariah carey...
 
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